SCUM high officer, Kazim the crumble, announced last night on /Global that SCUM siege army was found after many days of searching.
On a closer look and a bit of digging to the matter, I've found out that the scum were found by a random group of trans-sexual whores who were having their annual picknick in the area. These whores, more commonly known as the guild Exalted, first tried to nurish the long lost bunch by breastfeeding them. After that was concluded to have very poor results, Woody Wood ordered a fast bukkake party arranged, to feed the SCUM some CUM for fast proteins and essential vitamins!
This was very succesfull at first but they really lacked the numbers needed to deliver enough CUM on SCUM faces, so they asked their friends to come by.
After alliance and empire had cum on hungry SCUM faces they started to recover fast and were soon on their way home.
The atmosphere on Aquilonia felt immeadiately a lot lighter, after bringing fate brought this terrifying episode to a happy end.
Informer signing off, with empty balls and a light heart.
Haha, unfortunately no one came on border kingdoms although we dared them to follow us. We need more guilds contribution to move group sex parties from Keshatta to Border Kingdoms
ReplyDeleteKazim, it was a superbly nice idea from you. We'd loved to fight with you but we had a raid going, and after it was finished you'd gone back to kheshatta and we fought you again there :P I hope we'd have a more permanent incentive to do pvp in borderkingdoms, we should move dueling-grounds there so empire would follow that and... well, that would move basicly everyone there :D Empire is the mother-cow that we all are sucking for xp, so SCUM would follow that and Alliance also.
ReplyDeleteBut would moving dueling grounds be effective enought to move empire there? hmmmm
-Vaina Botgc
Hey Vaina,
ReplyDeleteActually we're planning to move mass PvP from Keshatta to Border kingdoms. This was just the first attempt but others will follow. I even hope to make it regular with fixed dates. But lets see what will happen in following days
Empire? What is that? Some kind of star wars guild in aoc?
ReplyDeleteKazim
ReplyDeleteWe have also been starting to move the pvp to border. Though our attempts been a bit few lately. The whole alliance wants it to move. So you can count on us any time.
And moving duel spot would definetly help in getting people in that right zone.
And when there is people, there is fighting.
Xuthal
Well Dark Desires will be upset when they found out they missed a bukkake fest.
ReplyDeleteSpot on as always!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work Informer!
Wood / Exalted
These SCUM are ruining the server
ReplyDeleteDunno if there's anything good in CE after patch 5. Guards will actually work, you can select respad after pvp death and there's also two new respads in khesh. Khesh pvp will become dramarically more enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteWhat reasons we have that we would pvp CE? Horrible perfomance and awful environment?
And dont forget Tarantia Commons, pvp will probably be there after Patch 5. FC is also thinking some special pvp for commons.
Kamukoira
uuu Notorius Notark well said.. Haha emo
ReplyDeleteCE have pvp resources for battle keeps. If they fix regen rates it will be necessary for guilds to stay on CE at least for a while. And guess what SCUM will be there to take what you have collected (for us) ;)
ReplyDeleteThe only thing stopping the server moving to CE boarder kingdoms is the Empire.
ReplyDeleteBut its easy to get the Empire to PVP there, all we need to do is /petition FC to add a few guards there.
The Empire will be there quicker than you can say Nakid RP.
Hehe.. It's always fun to see that so many anonymous people are here to give us their valuable thoughts about how Empire is bad, SCUM is bad, people hating SCUM are bad and bla, bla, bla.. In my humble opinion, people afraid to show their faces, and still comment this blog trying to be badass, they are the bad ones, for real. ;)
ReplyDelete/ Pherou
Ah, Pherou.. What's a name on a blog like this anyhow...
ReplyDeleteI deeply respect and adore the way the empire get their pvp levels.
/Galadh
/Lektor
/Gwalch
/Tahiota
/Jedmau
Take your pick!
@Pherou
ReplyDeleteThink about this trashy blog as a corner where little boys that have been told off gather and plan their revenge. Of course it's full of tards hiding behind the Anonymous tags couse they know they are watched....so they are trying to show off their best tard skills ...*ooh look my e-peen is bigger then yours* say the tard holding their tiny cocktail saussage =D
i had my suspisions, but I didn't think Jedmau was one of the alteregos. ;)
ReplyDeleteNow we know why Tahi doesn't do her job very well..
/ Pherou
Hello Guys
ReplyDeleteI thought to drop by to say keep up the good work.
Regards
Tahi :)
I think that these SCUM need some serious spanking
ReplyDelete/Tahi
tards in scum need to grow up and have their balls drop down imo!
ReplyDeleteU are on a rong server children molesters!
What would the server be like without SCUM.
ReplyDeleteWe need them. But not the zergs that jump you when you do quests or talk to npc nor the resspad gankers.
Hehe....no need to try *impersonate* Tahi as I am here and posting with my name.
ReplyDeletePlease be aware that Impersonation is an offence that Blogger takes very seriously. I can prove it's me posting...can you? :)
There is only one Tahitoa and that is me :)
Regards
Tahi :)
You get an A+ for Tahi immitation.
ReplyDeleteNow prove it by showing your tits or GTFO
/Tahi
Why should I? :)
ReplyDeleteI find the readings on this blog very amusing :)
I shall keep reading it with interest .
As I said I can prove who I am this is why I did chose to post here in the first place.
Regards
Tahi :)
So prove it, return all posts you deleted about this blog on official aoc forums.
ReplyDeletePut the blog link in your sig for a day on official aoc forums.
Until you do that, you're just a random imitator - prefferably from scum
Hello there again
ReplyDeleteThink what you like but I still find this blog rather funny although very one-sided. Nice to see you guys let loose here as you can. I shall watch and smile :)
Have a nice day
Tahi :)