Aquilonia Beware! RP'ers are about...

Good day, this is the Informer.

Roleplayers are forming their own police corps to patrol various areas of Hyboria. Apparently they have had it with our ganking ways, and are trying to put the RP back to (RP-)PVP. Rest of the server goes lolling by when a knight from Kaizens mighty army jumps a "ganker", then stops to type. 

While typing his RP /say "Greetings you lowlife scumbag, I am from the Hyborian Police Department, put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care", the target barbarian/ranger has either ran off or nuked him to death.

99% of Aquilonian Gankers acclaim to be role-playing a deranged serialkillers. I think it would be a good idea to put up a "Aquilonian Nightmares Department" for them. From TV we've all seen that serial killers like Dexter have pretty nasty nightmares from time to time. And these nightmares are so real they affect serial killers life in very material and real ways. 

So to address the gank-problem, I suggest to form nightmare groups instead of police.

When a nightmare squad member sees someone asking for help on /global, "goddamn Netko is ganking low-levels in Noble", the Nightmare Squad would start to take actions. At first, everyone in the squad sends rp-styled /tells to target; "Im in your dream eating your panties" "Im in your dreams showing you Robzors panties" "Im in your dreams cutting your niples with a tincan".

After sending these tells, the nightmare squad tracks down their target, and ganks him until he logs off, spamming say with with "nightmare" messages; "This is just a dream", "Im in your dreams fataliting your head off", "Im your nightmare, we have no ketchup", "I scream, You scream, Ice-cream!"

So, we would have our ganker-serialkillers and they'd have their serialkiller rp-nightmares, provided by the community.

Informer over and out.

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