Informer Addiction; Death and Riots!

Good day, this is the Informer.

Informer has been informed that there is a new addictive drug circling amongst Aquilonian players; The Informer. Several people have been addicted to it in the past few weeks, leading into dangerous situations when they haven't been able to get their daily doze. The situation got especially bad and caught the public eye this weekend, when the Informer started slacking and got too drunk to write.

Masses of Informer Addicts filled the streets of Hyboria, and even caused a short server maintenance when FunCom employees thought their servers were lagging. No, they werent, the players were lagging in desperate agony to feel the warmth of Informers reassuring news-tabloid. But the Informer was no-where to be seen.
The first riots broke out late in the Sunday evening, lasting till monday morning when most of the rioters started to have seizures.

The Informer Addiction follows the normal route of most drugs which is also called the gate theory.
At the first stage most victims have tried out Informer as recommended by their mates; the peer presure overcomes the health instructions and education and they take a sneek-peak to read a few articles.
In phase two baffled individuals start to come back to Informer by their own, and maybe even post a carefull comment or two. Smoothing sensation of the Informer Blog starts to addict the brain and nervous system, releasing dopamine and serotonine.
In phase tree addicted AoC player has to get his Informer fix multiple times per day, comment multiple times per blog posting and ultimately spam anonymous hate-tells or try to get Tahitoa to show her tits.

As for now, most Informer addicts have died a terrible death, so I, the Informer, am once again confident to continue Informing.