SCUM lost!

Good day, this is the Informer.

Last Sunday the Informer reported a devastating news of SCUM's siege-group loosing their map and getting lost at lacheis plains. Robzor has been orchestrating the rescue efforts, but none has been found so far and the hopes of finding the unfortunate siege-party are getting dimmer. The propability to find them alive starts to drop today rapidly, unles they have found ways to gather food, make fire and find edible plants or carcasses. Luckily they have had long training in eating bear-shit for pvp-xp, so they are accustomed to consuming rather extreme materia for a living.

Last night we saw another surprising turn in this as SCUM guild-leader had declared war and reserved a siege-time with the HUN's, again. This has been generally interpreted as a miscommunications inside SCUM as a guild, and generally thought that guild-leader was uninformed that the SCUM siege-army was still lost at the swamps.
This led again to a situation, where we had Fort-Kebab filled with anxious exploiters ready to unleash their tos-oneshotters but all they reseaved was a cold turkey and a smack on their cheeks; "SCUM's not dead, they are lost". They failed to arrive, again.

Robzor took this very badly, as he is almost mindless for fearing the lost of his love, Motherkali, to the swamp-monsters. Robzors calls for better communications inside SCUM's guild-infrastructure, and larger support and aid for finding the lost scum siege army.
Guilds of Aquilonia are slowly reacting to his pleeds of help, and are sending emergency troops and field-hospital equipment to Lacheis Plains. There is talks about Alliance launching peace-keeper corps to the rescue, but it is all tangled up with the usual politics of "who ganked me first".

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