Good day, this is the Informer.
Wild rumours are going around Hyboria for no-one has seen any Celestial members anywhere lately. Only few weeks back /global was like a Russian bar from time to time, with more Cyrillic-alphabet running on screen than contained in an average book by Dostojevski.
What has happened to you, friends? Did someone give you a faulty map, and you are now all lost somewhere in purple lotus swamp? Someone poison your Vodka, or did you say something bad about papa-Putin?
Please, if anyone knows anything about Celestial, please comment. We need to know atleast where they have been seen last, so we can form human chains to go through Hyborias vast wilderness. Don't be scared, you ugly retarted russians who refuse to communicate with the rest of the server, we'll come and rescue you!
Yesterday was a day that i meet a celestial in the morning glory at the trader in OT.
ReplyDeleteAnd he was alone..... so alone.