SCUM separates with Sanguis Attexo; Marries Acolytes!

Good day, this is the Informer.

SCUM heard the news of SA's deception, propably from the Informer. I'm sorry to be the bird that brings in the bad knews, but thats the duty of an independent reporter; you simply cannot avoid even the nastiest and repulsive news. People have the right to know.

Angred SCUM stormed into our main offices in Informertown, just next to Tesso, and demanded for our sources. Ofcourse, we didn't give them, and the angry, betrayed groom took off.
After meeting with us, SCUM met up with Acolytes, and it seems one thing led to another; both of them feeling dissapointed but yet drawn to eachother, they ended up spending the night together.

Well, no news there, this is Hyboria and everybody fucks their (adopted) daughters and sons. But the real *BOOM* came afterwards; SCUM offered to marry Acolytes of the Shadow and they said yes!
The wedding ceremony was organized fast, only hours after the proposal. It took place in epic kheshatta this afternoon, where many, many, many criminal and murderer flagged SCUM's and ACOLYTES xploited the pvp'xp from each other, like there wasn't going to be a tomorrow! A proper festivity for such a grand event.

Good luck to newly weds, this is the Informer signing out. If you stay happy and in love, please remember my part as the messenger in this story of true romance and betrayal by generous offerings of gold and anal virgins!