Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Tsuniko is on a forum-troll Rampage!

Good day all, this is the Informer.

Tsuniko alert level is now black.

We have been informed that Tsuniko is on a trolling-spree on the forums, both EU and TEST. We advice people to use extreme caution, if you spot a thread with Tsuniko post's we recommend staying away, as further investigation of these posts will make you vomit, tare your hair out and ultimately lead to your suicide.
Tsunikos wannabe attitude to take part and advice every single one of class forums, general forums, tech-forums, flowerpositioning, gardening and garden-troll venues makes it very dangerous to browse any topics on the official forums.

Dangers that uncaerfull readers will confront are (amongst others): incredible amount of stupidity and "paternal attitude" enclosed into those posts, with Tsuni it's always "my way or the highway". You can spot Tsuni's alt by carefully studying the "shit" level of their posts, and ultimately they are easy to spot for an trained eye. Subjecting yourself for too high amounts of "Tsunidiation" will lead to fore mentioned symptoms.

New studies indicate that Tsuniko is responsible of 99.5% of crazy shit on the EU-forums. Rest 0.5% is SCUM fanmail, from witch we havent studied the source. Tsunikos alts are suspected.

Source1 (solution for all barbarians on how to kill shit)
Source2 (tsuni wants to be able to shoot an arrow from OT to Kheshatta Oasis)

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