Good day, this is the Informer.
I had a word today with several very dissapointed Exalted members. I was trying to ask around, how their fight agains McHuns went, and were they able to conquer the Kebab-Fortress. No, they weren't, they failed miserably. Everything that could have went wrong, went wrong, but the most shocking news were as follows.
Looking at the answers of those Exalted members I got to interview, and the manner they were muttering their responses, I've come to the conclusion that Exalted were too drunk to fu... fight. Something I had thought possible to happen, afterall sunday is a prominent drinking night for Exalted and their alcoholic allies.
I was able to get verification, after bribing one of their senior officers. He told me the whole story for a six-pack of beer; how they were pissed beyond repair as early as two hours before the raid. They also lost one third of their raid for a wild hippie party just before the match, and the rest... well, here is a video from the fight: Video.
You can clearly see, that the whole raid is rather "dancing" by jumping up and down, and the Kebab-Enemy is nowhere to be seen. They are actually fighting eachother, pissdrunk, even too drunk to fuck.
Kebab-people 1 - 0 Exalted.
Most of our members are terribly hungover and have no recollection of this siege so we therefore refuse to acknowledge that we lost.
ReplyDeleteThe lack of kebab stains on our armour might imply that we didn't quite reach the kiosk up by the keep though so you might be right.
Woke up hungry, no kebabs were had, no chicken tikka happiness wrapped with onions, salads and chilli sauce. Hungry.
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