Good day, this is the Informer.
Springtime brought a welcome change on Aquilonia; besides bugs and waking bears we have a huge increase in siege activity! Besides the usual failings of BotGC, we also have the Anatolian Huns moving in for a kill, and the ever-so-ordinary Exalted backstabbing them! Woah, what a weekend to look forward to!
The Kebab Empire known as Hun's is launching an attack on BotGC keep tonight, and the outcome depends solely of the target that BotGC chooses to achieve failing in. Might be that they are after the "lets fail failing"-challenge, and kick Hun-Ass over the fields of Poitain, but I suspect that they have something more cunning planned. Wait and see, this is pure speculation, but we might even see succes in the "failed so show up" tryout, one of the most desired failing-badges there is!
The other siege I noticed is going to take place at Kebab-grill.. erm, Keep. Warriors of the Hungover-Hungry, also known as Exalted, are going after some violent Kebabs on late sunday evening. The timing of the fights correlates nicely with the usual "urge for junkfood" these alcholics have on late sunday evenings, after three days of heavy drinking.
Everybodys favourite, SCUM, has also started to wage Siege-wars against everybody. Last time they were succesfull, but then were caught up by a ingenious trap! SCUM accidently built a Battle Keep where some evil spy quikly made... red decorations and red paint on inner walls!
Several guild members were cought inside to an endless loop. Walking in circles, smacking the walls, the lonely cries of "Red.. is... Dead..." hollowed througout the warzone.
They are still there, wandering, trying to get out. But they are not able. Red is Dead. Red is Dead. Thats all there is.
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