Good day, this is the Informer
News from the testlive forums! Tsunikos mass-spamming has raised an uproar in the community, coupled with the retarded Demonologists who inherently keep harrassing everyone, for they claim to have been made unplayable by the 5min cooldown on PlanarShift.
Jeesus Fucking Christ. A month ago I couldn't imagine anything more annoying then Tsuniko, but yes here we have it: Good Damn Demonologists and their bloody Planar Shift. Cant you see how incredibly retarted you people are? You got a buff to magic damage, buff to healthpool (while melee damage has stayed the same) and you can kite better then even rangers, the kite-class. You maggots have the most CC, the best survivability ability (PS) and you are "unplayable". Help me Jeesus, Zeus, Putin! Someone shoot these ratinfested-fuckfaces, shoot them now, before they reproduce!
Ah, back on topic.
Now there's a suggestion to take IQ test before you can post on TL-forums, a good idea and definitely a step to right direction. Sadly, the current state of the game both on live and on test clearly shows, that such a test would exclude all FunCom employees from the forums.
Informer suggests, that we make a KOS-deal with God (let him be Jahve, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Putin.. maybe even all of them) so that he puts every active Forum-Demo on hit list activated by the "Post New Reply"-button. I'd suggest to hit them preferably with lightnings, but fire bolts will also do the trick.
This way most of them are dead by evening, and every sane person playing AoC can breath freely.
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