Good day, this is the Informer.
Today I took a brake, a holiday of sorts. I wanted to feel the warmth of the sun agains by butt-cheaks, sand between my toes and wind in my hair. So I went to Kheshatta, the sunny pearl of south.
After zoning, I got butt-raped. After ressing I got ear-fucked. After hiding I was mentaly molessed by /tells and, the grand final, after un-hiding I was be-headed with a comet pulled down from it's orbit by an evil sorcerer.
Then I took my iGankPhone, and called to my GM; "Please, send help a.s.a.p. code red, code red, Kheshattaaaaah!!". After five hours of Zerging the brain out of everything moving, I was 9 pvp-xp richer and my K/D ratio had gained 50092356687 kills.
I am now officially the toughest guy ever!
Informer recommends everyone to not take Holidays in Kheshatta.
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