Good day all, this is the Informer.
If you come out of hide in Kheshatta, you have approximately 0.2 seconds untill China launches 297500 Nukes at you. After 0.3 seconds, the U.S. of A. decides that it was really immature from you to irritate China that much and they will launch 98500 nukes at you. After US reaction, Galadh will show up to poo over your body, hoxymãnãnã dances around naked and Tsuniko will write 8 topics on forums, and give all-around-excelent advice in 750 threads.
3 seconds after you have unhidden your self, the moon itself will collide with earth, sun will explode and Venusians are going to blowup the Galaxy.
Informer recommends everyone to stay hidden in Kheshatta.
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