Complete Guide to Aquilonian Guilds

Good day, this is the Informer

Informer has been asked to review the Guild-Scene of Aquilonia. This will be a very quick look on the guilds, their political attitudes, and ambitions. I will only go through relevant guilds, which means that I wont list nor detail nor even mention those "hey we have 100293836ppl in our guild and dont do shit, you should have mentioned us we are BIGGGG!!".

SCUM, they come first for they raise enough hell to make the whole server tip-toe every single time they fart. They are neutral to everyone, as they use the phrase "Red Is Dead". It means that they attack everyone who is read, or atleast should do so. What would happen if we put SCUMlings to a red room?

Sanguis Attexxxxo, the new zerg. They run around khes napping everyone except SCUM and Empire, and then zerg the shit out of everyone they havent napped already. When you see these guys, it's time to take a nap and come back later.

Empire. No guilds themselves worth mentioning, they come in one huge group you can identify from the "XXXX - Empire" guild-tag. They also sport a shitload of stupidass ganking alt-guilds (all sorts of murderers of hyboria et al). Empire ideology: If you dont have (empire) tag, we will zerg the shit out of you, unless you are a napped lakey-guildie.
Usually you confront 3-6 empires, kill them with white-hits, and then 3-5mins later you will have a zerg of 24-900 players hunting you around the world.
Empire is well known for their Naked-RP and high lvl-pvp-players who can be white-hit-killed in duels.

Alliance. No guilds worth mentioning separately, but have to mention them here for they dont have a common guild-tag (you stupid fucks). Exalted, Nova Krepusko, Band of the Gray Clover, Dracones Nigri. Group of old-timers, who only play to minigames or raids. They hold some BK's, and "fight against Empire and Scum". Lakeys of SA (napped? family? payed whores?), "honourable playerbase" who talk shit about you in Vent/TS, and ress-camp-spawncamp-ZERG you like all the others when they have enough people online.

Celestial. They are russians, who dont know enough english to communicate with the rest of the server. Very nice bunch to adventure with, or ninja-loot their raid-drops! When they /tell you, its nice to not know anything they are talking about. Have you guys ever ... thought about moving to a russian server?

The rest of you. Who the hell are you? Do something worth mentioning you lazy fishbaits.