Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Labour Day is Incoming, Aquilonia fills with raids and sieges!


Good day, this is the Informer.

SCUM is attacking Argonauts (empire) keep this Friday. Argonauts have a good defensive history, and SCUM has been quite shitty in their few latest battles, so the outcome is blurred. It's anyone's ballgame, good luck to the participants.
I wish there would be a "audience" mode, where you could view the ongoing sieges as a spectator. I'd like to watch these two exploiting-monsters having their war, enjoy a bit of popcorn and maybe make a drinking-game:

1. Take a shot every time you see Galadh's head torn apart.
2. You can order one of your mates to drink when you see Robzor torn to pieces.
3. Every time Tsuniko dies everyone has to drink!
4. Every time Gengar climbs on a rock and starts nuking, everyone shouts "RUDE DATE-RAPE". The person who shouted last, has to take a shot.
5. When a ToS kill's everything around him/her, everyone has to jump up and shout OP-GODMODE, slap the ass closest to them, jump again and make a lightning sound *boom*. After that, everyone takes a shot of tequila.

Aquilonia itself seems more and more deserted, only minor chitchat an pve-raids taking place. The good flow of siege-battles seams to have paused for the celebrations of 1st of may. Informer is also taking a brake; but nevertheless I will keep an constant eye on Aquilonia, remember kids..

Informer never sleeps, Informer is always watching, always behind you, sneaking in to your naked-rp events stealing your xp.

1 comment:

  1. OOOhhh that would be nice if we could watch and get stupid drunk to a siege.

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