Good day, this is the Informer.
Past two nights have been hectic on all battle fronts of kheshatta! Phoenix, SCUM, Empire and Alliance have been amassing and fighting over the control of road, city and oasis like mad labrats that have been fed hormones and Robzors urin.
It's hard to tell who is winning, but the sides that are loosing are clear; Empire and SCUM. It seems these two old Giants have managed to amass rather impressive amounts of hate towards themselves, and the current situation is now biting their asses.
Both Phoenix and Alliance have introduced impressive Zergs to the field, while Empire and SCUM seem to be diminishing to roadside ganker squads, that try to hunt the "left overs" and "guard-agro runners" of these two mega-zergs.
But this is the situation only on night and evening times; on the daytime tables turn and take a more even composition. SCUM has managed to impress the Informer with daily ganker-squads patrolling Kheshatta from early morning (mid-day RL-time) hunting the smaller groups of BotGC and Empire. Gheos the Ganker seems to be the tracking captain, with wingmans Anal Arigold taking care of nuking and healing while Wolflike Winje takes the hardest hits. Cogne the Camping Barbarian has been seen running to the hills after getting scared of the big, bad BLOOD.
Band is the close second on this daytime game, boasting the wildernes with quite impressive groups of warriors. Revengfull Rsam nuking everything on his path, followed by Camping Curena and Jolly Jypae on the tracking manuals. Annoying Asmodaan and random barbarians have also been nominated the "loyal daytime asshole" awards by the Informer for outstanding ganking in the day-shift.
Empire seems to rely on Jelly Jedmaus daggers, Robzor and Erdis Exploits to fill the daytime hours of Hyboria with blood on spatter. Nice work, but you are laking menpower and gore to really compete with Band or SCUM. Put it up a notch, will you?
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Good day, and happy camping,
Loving regards,
Informer.
hey love it so true this post
ReplyDeleteSo to sum it up:
ReplyDeleteGheos and Arigold don't have a real life job and play this game 24/7. Think you forgot to mention Mogilov here who goes emo rage every day.
And yeah, band of gay lovers are kids too.
Nice info informer!
Nice to see that there is various different parties in Kesh rather than one big dominating force. More action is always more fun!
ReplyDeleteAnd next time you get one shotted by Arigold I hope you also get nasty side effect which causes "Modern Talking - You are my heart, you are my soul" ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IbPGxYWS_k ) singing in your head for hours. (happend to me couple times)
Arigold proudly presents: Modern Ganking! http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp93/faults/modernganking.jpg
(Tip: if you check RL picture thread on aquilonia forums and that pic and youtube video I bet you can find some similarities...)
Feking nub meos go pve !
ReplyDeletebest renger in aoc
Nesher
Im best ranger! GTFO! MY SERVAR!! NESHER NOOB!!
ReplyDelete-M
But some Gay Lovers and SCUM player have a RL job???
ReplyDeleteNesher i love u when try to kill me, thx for the xp :P
BB, a crossbow ranger!
yeah Animonus!!! GTFO! NESHER PISS OFF NOW ON U!!!
ReplyDeleteNOOB ANIMONUS GO PVE WITH NESHER !!!
-M
Oh man, no i dont have a job, im a college student. It seems that you are a bit biased in your reports sometimes informer but it is fun to read anyway.
ReplyDelete/Arigold