Friday, June 5, 2009

BLOOD; Animal Liberation Front of Hyboria?


Good day, this is the Informer.

BLOOD has released an announcement of their new politics.

"We, BLOOD guild of Aquilonia, are starting a new campaign to better the animal rights of Hyboria. Every where we go, there is needles slaying of our kin; wolves, rabbits, snails, fish, tigers... the animals of Hyboria are suffering!

From this day forth, every true BLOOD member will leave the "civilised" ways of humans and follow their animalistic nature! We embrace nature, we breed with nature, we are one with nature! We marry trees and squirrels, we befriend bears and ducks and wolves, we mate with trouts and lynxes in the wild! We fight an everlasting war against anyone who attacks our lovely Mother Hyboria or any of her creations!

This will change few things; 1st we emphasize every guild member to loose their gear, and present themselves nude. Also give up any unnatural weapons; we will kill with sticks and stones.

Nature will prevail!

Animal Mother Koala of BLOOD"

I'm a bit baffled with this letter. Good luck with your chosen path, but guys... this is a game, you do know that those animals are just bits, 0's and 1's?

2 comments:

  1. At least they will be even easier targets from now on.

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  2. nesher roll pve

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