Aquilonian Interviews; Wood

Good day, this is the Informer.

In todays episode of Aquilonien Interviews im having a morningtime chat with Wood. Wood is the founder of Exalted, a prominent and stubborn guild of old perverts and weirdoes. Wood is not a "celebrity", but many of longtime players know and respect him; a good and steady player, trusted leader and a hopeless drunkard.

Anyways, i aproached him in a morning time few days back, and here's the chat we had (unedited).


Hello Wood, this is the Informer. Do you have a moment for an interview? I'd like to hear your thoughts of life and games, specially age of conan?

[08:31:22] <+ Wood> Is there any students here
[08:31:28] <+ Wood> everyone's just hitching, skipping classes and lesson, avoiding responsibility
[08:31:34] <+ Wood> I don't, not my cuppa tee
[08:31:36] <+ Wood> dmnit, no-one online
[08:31:36] <+ Wood / e
[08:31:54] <+ Wood> well atleast i have my self to talk to, the best of intellect
[08:33:07] <+ Wood> FunCom Chat, is the brilliant side to it that tolking to myself has been made quite simple
[08:33:35] <+ Wood> and AoC has brilliant multitasking for it to simplify my complex mind
[08:33:46] <+ Wood> I can open as many chat-windows
[08:33:53] <+ Wood> than the wishes of the personalities in oneself
[08:34:08] <+ Wood> I noticed sometimes i talk to 6 people, in myself, the greatest six intellects on planet
[08:34:22] <+ Wood> course, it impedes the similarity of names, so it can be confusing
[08:34:40] <+ Wood> but steel have to be yes, it kept track of, i mean, when i really concentrate i can keep track of it all, the debates between us six

[08:35:44] <+ Wood> maybe it's time to go, when you discuss any issues which you know there will always be the same mental guy and he knows the subject, sees something, everything is different but everytime the same
[08:36:41] <+ Wood> but there is also edangerous dispute situations, especially when you dont anymore remember what you were discussing about
[08:38:52] <+ Wood> perhaps
[08:38:53] <+ Wood ...
[08:39:08] <+ Wood> but I find myself totally superior being
[08:39:13] <+ Wood> theres always one of those moments
[08:39:14] <+ Wood ...
[08:39:22] <+ Wood> Wood is God scene's
[08:39:25] <+ Wood> like now
[08:39:30] <+ Wood> God, I am

[08:39:43] <+ Wood> I do not really know where it is due to
[08:39:48] <+ Wood> perhaps
[08:39:54] <+ Wood> ..
[08:39:55] <+ Wood> ..
[08:40:00] <+ Wood> does it compute?
[08:40:02] <+ Wood>??
[08:40:06] <+ Wood> does everything compute?
[08:40:18] <+ Wood> a question which my friend asked me once
[08:40:49] <+ Wood> after pondering on it for a while, this word content and the idea, and the truths it contains a beautiful inside outside exterior, below underlining my truth,,,
[08:40:50] <+ Wood>,,,
[08:40:52] <+ Wood> noticed
[08:41:08] <+ Wood> that everything matches
[08:41:27] <+ Wood> everything that comes to me, or will happen to me or to my friends
[08:41:36] <+ Wood> seems to match very well
[08:41:40] <+ Wood> everything computes
[08:41:55] <+ Wood> as if all the facts and events would be tested before they occur
[08:42:07] <+ Wood> seems that everything happens a certain formula
[08:42:24] <+ Wood> as if my life would be "calculated" in advance
[08:42:29] <+ Wood> and then just live it
[08:42:51] <+ Wood> everything is in one way or another
[08:43:17] <+ Wood> I wish to believe that my life is already pre-programmed
[08:43:44] <+ Informer>:)
[08:43:46] <+ Wood> and for example: "FunCom" could have a institution for the purpose of controlling your thoughts, studies and other intellectual properties of being

properties
[08:43:56] <+ Informer> fuck your confused, eating mushrooms again? magic ones?
[08:44:05] <+ Informer> Your one badass Satan wonder creep, truly
[08:44:07] <+ Wood> but we can fix everything, so that pieces fit a mold
[08:44:19] <+ Wood>, but a good Informer
[08:44:26] <+ Wood> watch for your environment
[08:44:32] <+ Informer> yeah
[08:44:35] <+ Informer> What about my environment?
[08:44:59] <+ Wood> perhaps sit still some night and mornings in fron of your PC, you will notice something distortions can be found around
[08:45:22] <+ Wood> Coffee cup has moved itself 20 cm left from computer monitor's right side
[08:45:40] <+ Wood> or open web pages to strange and glorious content, secret passage ways of FunCom to God
[08:45:46] <+ Wood> or my self, windows to places
[08:45:47] <+ Wood ...
[08:46:06] <+ Wood> us (at least part of us) is being monitored and guided by FunCom, in all our life.. full life, half-life
[08:46:22] <+ Wood> no "life" should be so well, to go so well, it is planned
[08:46:26] <+ Wood> all fits
[08:46:31] <+ Wood> 100% fits, everything
[08:46:37] <+ Wood> I am fully compatible
[08:46:43] <+ Wood> I am plugnadplay
[08:46:50] <+ Wood> I am Windows
[08:46:57] <+ Wood> I am Age of Conan

[08:46:59] <+ Wood ...
[08:47:00] <+ Wood ...
[08:47:02] <+ Wood>: (
[08:47:08] <+ Wood> I
[08:47:09] <+ Wood>..am
[08:47:27] <+ Wood> God

[08:47:30] <+ Wood> No!
[08:47:30] <+ Informer> Wood what, you okey mate?
[08:47:46] <+ Wood> I dont want to have this life
[08:47:51] <+ Wood> computers and games
[08:47:54] <+ Wood> much computers, too much stuff confusing me
[08:48:06] <+ Wood> this is not what we really would like to create ourselves into, to be
[08:48:19] <+ Wood> this is what I want to do still, this is who I am

[08:48:35] <+ Informer> Wood, great interview :)
[08:48:42] <+ Wood> i had a point, really bare with me.. again someones cutting pieces of me, taking out parts that dont fit, molded by FunCom conspiracy to

fit all life better, to be more compatible.
[08:48:49] <+ Informer> You've lost your marbles, seriously :)
[08:48:53] <+ Wood> and everything is once again unchanged, for the changes are too sudle to notice; changed, and unchanged, molded but the same
[08:49:02] <+ Wood> I am sane, im on a raid, i fit everything
[08:49:05] <+ Wood> or i really think so, am I?
[08:49:06] <+ Wood> ..
[08:49:24] <+ Wood> or.. is it bad when you suspect your own mental health, is it?
[08:51:19] <+ Informer> did you remember to have your morning spliff?

[08:49:34] * + Wood away a while ---> spliff break