Leviathus Raising Hell!

Good day, this is the Informer.

PUG raid called the PIG, led by the famous Balsy Ballinger, ran into big trouble last night when they faced the current end-boss of the game; Leviathus. Leviathus smacked the PIG-pug around with a large trout, and made a massive DOS-attack on their unsuspecting asses while they were still wondering what the hell to do with that gigantic flying shrimp, and is it possibly related to Ballingers mother.

With DOS Leviathus gained huge success, inevitably kicking every last one of the sorry PIG-pugs asses of his instance, and resetting the mobs. But Beastial Ballinger, never known to have given up when there is lingering ball-licking to be done, refused to give up! He boasted his troops with promises of grandure and succes; and they re-cleaned the instance in a matter of hours and faced Leviathus again.

"These sorry retards again, oh shit... why ain't there no-one good coming tonite, why is this PIG-pug shit again... I'll just slap them with a DC again and be done with it, and wait for some real players to face my wrath.." thought Leviathus.

PIG-puggers bravely ran in, started to whack the mobs around, but were again promtly DOS'ed into oblivion by the grand-master Leviathus and his special attacks! And this time, Bumpy Ballinger gave up and /leave'd the #channel of Leviathus, battered and beaten.

And what do you do, when you cannot get a GM to clear an instance for you? You go to the forums, and dont check if an issue has been reported gazillion times.. no, no you dont care if it has been reported and commented by the devs and the gm's that "it's a known issua, but we are sorry and GM's cannot help you with it, update is coming on the next patch".

No, ofcourse you dont check that up. Instead, you put up a whining thread, with the best cheese and cupcakes around! VonDreken, Morituri te Salutat, you stupid son of a beach. Possibly the funniest whine-thread in a long time! Best part has to be that when someone tolds these asshats that "its a know issue" they get replied with "shut up, me angry, shut up, me want angry" by VonDreken.

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