Good day, this is the Informer.
A gigantic Penis took over Kheshatta late last night. With a closer inspection, it was found out that Anal Arigold had gotten carried away with Robzor, and accidentally unleashed the full might of his pole.
Situation escalated into panic when Robzors anus tore up, and Arigold sliced him in half with his godlike Pole of Lust. He then started to run around in panic, as he couldn't get it down. The gigantic Penis was seen jumping all around; from City to Oasis and from ER to DM-camps.
Luckily Jolly Jypae and Angry Asmodaan were about, saw the situation and hurried to help. With a good hour or so of heavy petting, massaging and two-hand-jobbing the situation resolved with a massive orgasm, filling Oasis with sperm and drowning the Phoenix Zerg.
Phoenix Zerg has been putting up some good fights the past few nights, and I think it's now time for the first battle analysis of their tactics.
Phoenix relies on standing still at oasis-road as their main strat. There they have other people killing them, and they run back from resspad to be killed. Im suspecting that for every dead non-Phoenix there is about 20-25 dead phoenix members. Informer has also gotten news, that Phoenix uses this same strategy on siege-battles too. So an overall k/d ratio of 1/25 for a whole zerg.. it's a new record!
With this tactic, they are now officially the most retarted zerg ever and are awarded the "best pvp-xp milking cow of 2009", replacing the former champion, Empire.
With the rise of Phoenix Zerg SCUM and Empire have been fading from Kheshatta, and the two ruling zergs can be declared to be Phoenix and Alliance (well, Sanguis Attexo and Band).
All in all Kheshatta-pvp is very boring for everyone not in these big coalitions or guilds. What the hell do you do there, in khesh-pvp, if you are not part of them? If you take part to zerg^4 fights as an outsider, you end up kossed by everyone in less than 5 minutes. If you dont and try to pvp "somewhere else", then pffffft there goes your pvp-fun for the rest of the game.
Informer recommends everyone to join the Zerg for maximized fun.
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So, whats your char in Sanguis Attexo informer?
ReplyDeleteCry more n00b
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Looks like a whine this post.
ReplyDeleteC ya on field!
If you want fight in Kheshatt... that's the way...
ReplyDeleteL2spell it. That's PHOENIX. you'll read it a lot before you are sent to the resspoint. Learn to cope with it
ReplyDeletePHONIEX!
ReplyDeleteSUCR NIMONOUS!!! HAHAHA U FAIL!!! LURN2SPLEE N0b
- M
Hehe... you can try but you wont see me in khes.
ReplyDeleteSuckers.
- Bestest M
I have already said it mate. I use only my mace for theese kind of actions so in this topic you are missinformed. I would gladly confirm this rumour though since i think Robzor is one handsome son of a bitch, but i cant since, as i said, i only use my mace.
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