For Blood?

Good day, this is the Informer.

Sanguis Attexo, the server famous first-aid orientated guild is looking for new doners and new blood to view. They have been rumoured to favor mature women who have faster than normal period-cycle in their rectruitment operations. You get also points for larger than normal flow of menstrual blood. The blood donated to the viewing is said to be used to help the general population of Aquilonia; treat wounds and help the fallen.

I asked an interview with Horrible Holt and Underpowered Ulthae, identical twins of the Blood Viewers. I asked them why do they want to view blood, and it seems they get a sense of fullfillment and joy out of it; they have made statues of themselves in very erotic or pornographic positions. The statues are made of used menstrual pads, and held together with something that seemed to be glue. It was somewhat disturbing, but what the hell... we all have our perks. I want to thank all SA people for the tour, Horrible Holt and Underpowered Ulthae for the most but also that dim-witted fat-geek called "Has to be moved with a lorry" Lontus.

For anyone interested, Sanguis Attexo can be found on Kheshatta Oasis, helping the general public by viewing their blood. The method used is to chop of peoples limbs, and see how the blood is by spilling it to the ground. They are there most hours of the day, viewing blood 6 vs. 1. After viewing your blood they usually follow you to the respad and very helpfully view it again when you loose your shield of the risen.

Yours Truly,

Informer, loyal doner of the Blood Viewers