Tsuniko Alert Level Orange

Good day, this is the Informer.

Tsuniko alert level has been raised to Orange. The mistress of all forum knowledge, bestest strategies for all classes, the Pope of Bullshit has been seen both online in game and in the forums! Tsuni was missing in action for some time, but now this enemy of all rational knowledge is back.

Tsuniko is known to affect fellow players with dangerous symptoms if they have been exposed to her presence for too long; symptoms vary from slitting your wrists and smashing your keyboard to physical symptoms like violent vomiting and brain-squashing headache.

Beware, Informer over and Out!