No news from the western front

Good day, this is the Informer.

Small news vol. 13. Individual short stories and glimpses to Aquilonias everyday life, compiled together.

Aquilonia has been a quiet little server for the past few days, with the exception of Phoenix suffling some long waited pvp-action to Kheshatta. New trenches of war have been dug, some slobby bear-penises waved in the air and trumpets played; Alliance is now fully at war with phoenix, and everyone is at war with empire and SCUM.
Excellent news, and a big "I told you so" from me, the Informer. I guessed things to progress into this direction months back, luckily it seems I was right! Hopefully the situation of everyone being at war with everyone continues!

Empire has started to worry about peace and prosperity of pvp-xp in duel arena. They've been threatening everyone with violence if they harras duel-arena. These threats have been quikly shrugged off ass empire is the one who misuses duelarena the most: for them it's a safe haven to launch attacks, they interrupt duels and organize resspad gangbangs when they have "fairly dueled" eachother for the days quota. Empire, this is for you. Please play it when feeling so full of teenager angst that you just cant even breath instead of acting like complete shitheads.

Argonauts have started to rp. The whole server follows the "situation" with fear.

Nova Krepusko is still in the Giraffe pits.

Sabbath (from the Black Sabbath) has started to learn pvp. Good news for barbarians, as they now have and advocate with working computer (he was offline for months due to computer problems) who is actually playing AoC.
Huge thumbs up by the Informer, it's good to have an advocate that actually plays the game instead of one that doesnt even have a working PC!

RP-activity seems also to be on the rise. Dranoth keeps stubbornly organizing rp-events at Tesso Nightclub, Kaizens Order of Steel keeps growing and luckily everyone has agreed to bury the "server police by rp" idea. Also new rp-clubs and guilds have been popping up like gankers guilds after the merge, so things are looking promising!
Sadly we still mostly have RP only on hub-areas, and tavernas. Makes me sad to think, that drunken nerds are roleplaying with virtual toons in a bar at summer, instead of actually going to a bar. Real-Life. Bar.
Them bars they are really real, i've seen it! They have beer also, and you can drink it untill every lady looks pretty! Drink enough, and even your vacuum cleaner starts to look atractive!
I strongly recommend lifting your fat ass of that goddamn chair, fold your dick back to your pants, put a shirt on and get a little taste of life. It's summer, you have deserved it.

New patches have hit the testlive servers. Biggest changes include some modifications to raiding (still shit after them btw.), few class balances, new giant pet to necros and a heal ability for barbarians.
All I have to say about 1.05 at the moment; FunCom, you lazy sons of bitches, get it done!!

Informer Over and Out.