New SCUMtastic Blog on the Block

Good day, this is the Informer.

Servers all-time attention whores, the SCUM, have made a new PR opening in a form of a new blog here on blogger. Welcome to the club gentlemen. Informer wants to congratulate your choice of an excellent template. Nice! Copying is the highest form of flattery, so i'm blushing out of my pants now.

SCUM-BLOG, "because they care" (or more or less.. because we are incapable of complex thought).

The blogtitle goes like this;

"BLOG FOR GENERAL PUBLIC OF AQUILONIA TO COMPLAIN, WHINE, CRY, OR DEBATE ABOUT SCUM, HOW WE DON'T FIT INTO THIS SPLENDID COMMUNITY OF GREAT PEOPLE OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. BECAUSE WE CARE!"

That's just so sweet and for the pity of Angels I wont hammer it (much). Why would anyone want to complain over a mediocre guild of pvp'ers? What is there to debate, you guys fight everyone and die alot, so as the rest of the server is concerned you are pretty good pvp-exp and not much more. If you want to debate, then there's much more controversy with the so-called "empires" and "alliances" and their double standards, SCUM is so straight forward that only an idiot has any problems figuring you guys out.

Debate and cry. Cry. Well, everyone on Aquilonia cries. Crying is part of the Aquilonian spirit.. and SCUM, sorry but you are not the most cried about guild in the game, not even in the top 5. You have lost that game to different alliances and, of course, the oldest assholes on the Server; Empire.

People of great importance? SCUM has none. You have people of certain fame, but the effect that i.e. Kazim or Galadh have on the game is minimal; every last one of you is tied with the "red is dead" politics. No matter what SCUM leaders make, it all comes down to; you will be the enemy, always, to everyone. So you are basicly like NPC-mobs.

Alliance, Empire and Phoenix leaders have much, much more power in the terms of politics and diplomacy. If Alliance leaders declare war on a guild, they immeaditly affect the gaming of the target guild and the experience of their own guild members, and their alliance members. They create events and situations, that affect majority of the server.

SCUM has never been able to accomplish that much weight; you are by definition at war with everyone, and thus you have as much effect on the server as a general mob, death master or scorpion, has. Someone always gets killed by you, but thats all.

SCUM members have also been mediocre on the RP-scene as well. Sure, you have some events, but your efforts pale when compared to efforts of the rest of the server. So in that sense, there's nothing about you in terms of pvp, pve, diplomatics or roleplaying.

Good day, Informer over and out.

P.S.

How many SCUMlings do you need to create a blog? Three; one to copy, second one to write something and third to read it out for the rest of the lot.