Sunday, June 21, 2009

Kaizen has awaken!


Good day, this is the Informer.

Kaizen has waken from his summery slumber and is organizing a gladiator event. Nice. The idea seems to be the good old "lets get some people to whack eachother and roll-play audience." Not bad, but also very old and "been there done that" type of thing. Kaizen, you moldy old furball, I expect you to do better!




That's all. Nothing else happening. SCUM is ganking, Alliance is ganking, Empire is ganking, Phoenix is standing in Kheshatta Oasis with Morderik running about like a mad rabbit.

Some sieges going on; Exalted is still going after Hun's keep and Empire will attack someone randomly. Woody Wood and Cyber-Xuthal seem to be relentless on their assault, but really what the hell is the point? You *might* get their keep down to seventy-something percent, but w/o something bugging it is extremely hard to take down a keep that has good defenders. I'd suggest waiting for 1.05 patch, as it brings some fixes and tweaks. BK-invulnerability stacking being the most asked for fix in the whole history of AoC.

After a few interviews with Phoenix members, it is now clear why we dont see any phoenix sieges; they have had problems understanding English, and what a *siege* is. So, at the moment, sieging for Phoenix means standing around Kheshatta Oasis and being beaten by groups of SCUM and Alliance. THATS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT! Now, Phoenix members and guild-leaders; Open up your "Players and pvp window", found on the top of your screen (not now! in game!) on the left. Then choose Massive PVP tab, and get your GM to reserve an attack time at someones keep. Do it, you stupid fat mediterranean slobs!

4 comments:

  1. Haha, yeah, we know it'll be easier to take it down after the 0.5 patch, but we do it for fun. For us it's like a raid boss that we've been strugling with for a long time and when we finally take it down (Hopefully before the 0.5 patch) it will be damn fun! :)
    It's not like the game has too much to offer in terms of content anyhow so why not siege a litle.
    But yeah, there are easier keeps/guilds to take down, but we held Stonehammer for 8 months and want it back. Plus, we regard Stonehammer the hardest keep to take down so it'll be a good pat on the back when we take it down.
    As long as we're getting closer every go you won't see us stopping in the near future.

    Wood

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  2. I almost attended every Battle keep Defence in Stonehammer, but I dont see any light for alliance to get it back. You are way too weak to get that keep .

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  3. Uh... what's a siege? And what's time vulnerability??? I don't understand... my english is really poor...
    And i don't understand why the guilds set impossible time vulnerability... like 12 a.m. or 6 p.m..... maybe they don't want lose the toy or maybe nordic nerds havent a RL job so spend the time in game 24/7
    But i'm sure i don't understand cause my english is poor!!!

    BB, a crossbow ranger

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  4. Brigitte Bardout??? Informer has them all!!

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