Monday, June 22, 2009

The Day That Never Comes


Good day, this is the Informer.

The day that never comes is aproaching. The day that I R DONBOSCO learns new letters, Giant Poo shits on Ghalad in the wild, When Robzor takes off his pants for washing, the Day that Motherkali realises she has a gigantic penis. The day that Anal Asmodaan confesses to be Jypaes confirmation Priest and Father, the day when all of Phoenix stop eating Pizza and all of Empire abandon the ways of the Kebab and see the true light of Vegetarianism. The day that never comes, the day of days. The day when Erdi stops to run for the guards, the day that Morderik has less survivability then a tank! The day, when (hopefully) gazillion demonologists will quit. End of the tos era, end of the bs-era.





Tarib is promising 1.05 to be ready on live this wednesday. There is ofcourse the usual warning of "it will be ready when its ready" line, but hey he says they are aiming for wednesday then what the hell! Bring it on you fat slobs!
























































NO KIDDING.

13 comments:

  1. err??

    Demos are still the strongest class in patch 1.5, and are followed by tos'es that can still oneshoot people. Yeah, whining on testlive forums helps alot which can be seen on tos case...

    Be ready to meet another fiasco like SWG, but this time the game won't loose 200k subscribers over a week - only cause there's like 80k of us left :)

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  2. Demo, necro and caster damage in general took a nerf just few patches ago. They still top dps chart, but the margin to melee in 1.04 has drasticaly lowered... with planarshift nerf and stormchains nerf it is now possible to take demos down in group fights, though they still rule supreme 1 vs 1 fights.

    If you'd been testing on TL, youd know these things. Shame on commenting w/o knowledge >.<

    otherwise i agree. every class has been nerfed and the game play has been changed from hectic --> slow. this is a boring change. crappy change. no fun change.

    AoC will propably loose players because of this.

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  3. Everything is more slow, but casters are now lot stronger in PVP than currently on live.
    Whoever is claiming else is bullshitting.

    Stamina issues are still there - rogues and soldiers can barely catch mage when he's kiting them. Then (after maybe been drained additional stamina), they can just walk after mages or spam white hits cause they have no stamina left. On the other side mages can then start nuking the shit out of them since they don't use stamina and have lots of untouched mana.

    Is this normal? All natural stamina/mana/health regen has been nerfed to oblivion making it even more mage era.
    I'm sick and tired of running around preloading combos to actually hit a fucking clicker only to do 40% of damage cause of preloading... Not to mention the damage split on targets melee have and clickers don't. And now mages have billions of HP. Very nice

    SWG all over again indeed! Failom

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  4. Sad but true, i'm getting really depressed the more I read about 1.05, they've changed the whole bloody game! The stamina nerfs are really out of this world, but i guess the people in funcom plays mages themselves. funcom. Fail.

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  5. So depressive comments. Doomsday is coming. :)

    I have played quite lot at TestLive last days and general feeling is that everything is more balanced. I can lose against guardian with BS or against even DT! Basically against any class I have change to lose if I don't play my cards right. That is GOOD thing.

    Bad thing is that casters Demo, Necro, ToS are lots more powerful than now on live. So the growing trend to fill PvP with casters is going to get anoter burst and soon in Sieges there will be only casters. Sadly even Funcom said that they are going to do something about "Age of Caster" they just gave it another buff. Hmm...

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  6. Galadh are you drunk or something?

    First you say everything is more balanced than on live, and then you say that casters are still the strongest and even better than on live?

    Err?? Bear lost in woods?

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  7. true, true..

    age of caster is continuing as long as spells dont have stamina cost like combos. if spells had a stamina cost, then helllll-yeaaahhh 1.05 would be good :)

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  8. Galahd ment that now even guardians can kill BS and DT´s. Necros/Demos/ToS still cant. But, asa it was, Guardians or DT´s did allmost nothing vs BS. Now they can.. so big plus to Tanks.

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  9. If someone state that a Demo is not more powerfull and more noobish than ever..

    They have no clue about their class
    same goes for Necro and ToS.

    If FC let this go live, im for one gonna say that this is enough.

    On live you at least have a chance if u pull out all tricks.. on TL they can almost be AFK :)

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  10. It's confirmed, in a couple of hours servers are down ;)

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  11. Class balance is overall better right now but casters.., they are friggin' insane.

    Cant wait to get back home...in 3 days :(. everyone will try patch 5 before me.

    Kamukoira

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