Huns Siege, Arigold Poles!

Good day, this is the Informer.

HUN steroid empire is attacking BotGC this weekend. Empire and Alliance seem to be the only alliances that are even semi-active to do sieges and wage wars outside kheshatta; SCUM and Phoenix seem to settle for Kheshatta-Gank to fill their lust for blood.

On an interesting side note, Motherkali has send a letter to Informer to explain what happened between him and Robzor. Basicly, the longer they were together the more clearer it became to Motherkali that Robzor needed something more, something different Motherkali could not offer.

Robzor needed a dick in his ass. And not a small one, so the fingering tactics Motherkali used were uneffective. So, when the opportunity presented itself Robzor took advantage and set up secret ties to another prominent SCUMling; He found Anal Arigold to bang himself with a gigantic tempest-pole that he has.

Arigolds sparkling pole has been entering Robzors anal district many many times in the past week or so, confirming Motherkalis letter to the word.

So now, Robzor and Arigold, I am truly sorry but you are now out of the closet. Be proud! There's no shame in wanting someone's gigantic pole, and it doesnt make you gay to put your pole up someones ass. It really doesnt!

But it really does if you like it as much as you guys.

Robzor and Arigold, for you.