Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Jealousy hits the streets; aftermath of birthday event continues!


Good day, this is the Informer.

Russia and Poland, too lovely nations with very lovely and peaceful history. Two nations of goddamn hippies, living their lives loving and kissing and hugging everything around them. Few months ago FunCom decided that enough is enough, and decided to hold a special event for them. 
This was coupled with Age of Conan's birthday celebrations, and as such.. FunCom created a whole new server for a gigantic war of Russia v.s. Poland. As rewards for the fight players got decorative armour; helms for russians and "wings" for polish players.

Russia is attacking Poland. Uh, oh, Dejávu... Where have I seen this before hmm.. Oh yes, this was it!. And history did not rewrite itself; russia won. We didn't see ribbentrop nowhere, but the polish had a second frontline opened by a guild called "Volkswagen Gruppe".

Now, the information has hit the general public of eu-players. Mostly they are asking "why the hell didn't we get that kinda event? why the hell didn't we get helms or wings or weapons, just a lousy rocket that can be used every 8 hours?".
Indeed. Good questions. We got to sit around infront of Kings castle for an hour w/o anything happening. Jealousy is kicking in, and new threads are opened on the forums with the greatest of whine and bestest of cheese.

May the fail be with you, young padawans!

7 comments:

  1. heh.
    sieg ....
    oops joking but why wasent there any "ss" there?
    Lol sry j/k again..
    But really what was the meaning off this again?
    ww2?
    im lost..
    apos

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  2. Confusing and amusing. What the hell :D


    And really shame on funcom for creating nice events with prices and/or items to give away for TWO NATIONAL SERVERS and the rest of the player base gets big, fat NOTHING!

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  3. If there is Russian server, why the hell Celestials still hang around where they are not wanted? :)

    oh jess.. they are there to give PvPxP

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  4. Celestial is a dead russian guild, with 3 people playing aoc

    LOL NONIMOUSS GO TO PVE NESHER!!!!!1

    - bestest M

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  5. Polish n00bs lost to Russian zergbots. Very much expected.

    And there wasn't really any big war in this event, it was more like diggers competition.

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  6. Funcom realized already, their community is just stupid enough to hang around whatever happens. Well that small minority which still playing this game.

    Have fun guys ;)

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  7. CHARGE FORTH MY KAMPFGRUPPE WOLKSWAGEN!!! CHARGE FORTH TO GLORY!!!


    - Bestest M

    PS. U all roll pve n00bs so nesher no need alone11...

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